What should be a modern replacement for coal in a person’s stocking?
A flash drive with a computer virus.
–Lindsey Linge
Scorpions. Wait, that’s probably more primitive, not modern. But that’d teach those naughty kids!
–Jordy Kirkman
Twilight, book or DVD.
–Rob Steffen
A membership to Gold’s Gym.
–Jennie Nicholls
For Republicans President Obama and for Democrats Rush Limbaugh.
–Kyle Jellings
Sarah Palin’s new book Going Rogue.
–Dave Iba
A rolled up cat poo that no one noticed under the sofa, or a six-month-old dreadlock.
–Loran Cook
Miley Cyrus CDs.
–Amie Wells
Crippling depression and an overwhelming sense of doom.
–Meghan Wiemer
A gift baggie filled with broken glass and spiders.
–Emma Hunt
