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“What would you say is worse than the construction on campus?”

 

The view from the AVC design labs.  Breathtaking. –Will King

 

The Holocaust. -Josh Wartena

 

The only thing worse than construction would be being a construction worker. –Emily Stephenson

 

Campus construction is like showing up late to help your friend move, only to find they still haven’t

 

boxed anything up yet. You were hoping they’d be further along and now you’re stuck walking way too

 

much and sweating more than normal. – Drew Milton

 

Overwhelmed and Under Informed. -Kevin Bryan

 

State liquor stores being closed on Sundays. -Mallory Black

 

Deconstruction. –Brette Richmond

 

E-mails about hot Christian singles! –Cameron Simek

 

Twilight. –Jonathan Boldt

 

Destruction. –Tara Mendenhall

 

Self inflicting your hands with paper cuts then putting them in lemon juice. –Carolyne Chronister

 

Getting a speeding ticket in a construction zone. Fines double! –Ariane Logan

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