Top Four Books in the Lord of the Rings Trilogy
1. THE RETUR—NO! READ ANYTHING ELSE BESIDES TOLKIEN, YOU NERD.
November 2009
Stories — Page 14
Top four reasons to read
1. Reading books makes you appear intelligent and sophisticated to your good friends, cherished co-workers, and other subordinates. Kind of like smoking in front of impressionable children. 2. Reading at…
Top four ending lines in novels
1. Go, my book, and help destroy the world as it is. – Russell Banks, CONTINENTAL DRIFT (1985) 2. He was soon borne away by the waves and lost in…
Moby Dick
Rejected first lines of Herman Melville’s MOBY DICK Ishmael’s the name, sailin’ the sea is my game. Call me Ishmael, but email me at Ishmael_Hott_Bod69@aol.com. If you are reading this…
If Holden were on Twitter
If Holden Caulfield were on Twitter, these would be his Tweets “Twitter is full of phonies, and all you do is Tweet.” “I don’t even know what I am Tweeting…
Catcher In The Rye
Calculated answers given to the posed question, “Have you ever read J.D. Salinger’s CATCHER IN THE RYE?” in chronological order. 1.In Junior High: “Is that book about baseball?” 2.In High…
Lady Wolverines get another GWC win
UVU volleyball swept Houston Baptist 3-0 on Oct. 2ac3 giving them another conference win but not without a fight from their opponent. “They (Houston Baptist) were prepared and they knew…
Lyons’ hat trick leads Wolverines
Jaime Lyons scored three goals for UVU to lead the Wolverines to a convincing 4-0 victory over North Dakota in Great West Conference play. Lyons’ hat trick is the fourth…
Schedule
Mon. Nov. 2 Women’s Golf at Cal Poly Lamkin Grip Invitational Arroyo Grande, CA All Day Tues. Nov. 3 Men’s Basketball vs. Trinity Western University Orem, UT 7:05 p.m. Wed….
Making headlines
Big Mac is back The former big league home run champ is bringing his massive forearms back to baseball after laying low since past allegations of steroid use. St. Louis…
