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What’s a cause for celebration?

“Living in the USA.” -Dave Iba

“Partying like it’s 1999.” -Rob Steffen

“The existence of nutritional yeast.” -Meggie Woodfield

“Partying like it’s 2009. Actually, no. That year was kind of messed up. A cause for celebration will be passing my literary theory class.” -Meghan Wiemer

“Living.” -Marcus Jones

“Testing negative for swine flu.” -Trent Bates

“When Tupac comes back from his fake death.” -Jack Waters

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