UVU Hall Monitor January 31, 2011

January 31, 2011

Reading Time: < 1 minute What do you think of Utah adopting an immigration law like that of Arizona’s SB 1070? “I’m very conflicted because I have family who came here the right way, with their papers, even though it cost money and took a lot of time. I also have family who came here illegally and their kids were […]

UCCU enhances little brother status to BYU

January 31, 2011

Reading Time: 2 minutes Batman and Robin. Jordan and Pippen. Michael and Tito. BYU and UVU. No matter what efforts are taken, some relationships will always feature the shadow and the overshadowed. The last pair still has time to even itself out, even if recent steps only appear to cement our university’s status as BYU’s little brother down the […]

Letter from the editor: January 31, 2011

January 31, 2011

Reading Time: < 1 minute Howdy Pardners, Here at The V, we are constantly being reminded where the proverbial “line” is. Mostly because we not only cross that line frequently, we desecrate it. Like literary Vikings on the Irish coast of your morals. For example, somewhere in this issue is an article that references both diseases and deities. Can’t wait […]

If you were a LARPer (Live Action Role-Player), what would your persona be?

January 31, 2011

Reading Time: < 1 minute “Cherith Cutestory the Bard. My Weapon? The Fiery Dagger of Herpes.” – Jarom Moore, Asst. News Editor “I’d be a pirate, named Kelly the Cannon” – Kelly Cannon, Asst. Culture Editor “Majorie Crump. She’s a mystic. With the power of Jesus.” – Nadia Ashtawy, Co-Editor of the V “I’d be the drunk, crazy hermit who […]

What are your thoughts on the new zodiac signs?

January 24, 2011

Reading Time: < 1 minute “I feel like it’s something to be angry about that doesn’t matter.” –Celeste Rosenloff, Opinions editor “I’m upset about it because I missed the cut off by one day and I’m in the new one, which I can’t pronounce.” –Kelly Cannon, Assistant Culture editor “In 1983, I was born under Capricorn on the solstice—I will […]

Letter from The V: January 24, 2011

January 24, 2011

Reading Time: < 1 minute Hey Folks, A plan is a list of things that don’t happen. Obstacles arise, busses are late, personalities change, and your HMO won’t cover any of it.  The difference between a logistical nightmare and a smooth operation often rests on your cognitive shoulders. This weeks V is all about thinking outside of the box. Sometimes […]

Sports Briefs: January 18, 2011

January 18, 2011

Reading Time: < 1 minute Utah Valley picked to win indoor track and field titles. NAPERVILLE, Ill – The Great West Conference track coaches have again selected Utah Valley as the favorite to capture both the men’s and the women’s 2011 GWC indoor track & field titles, the conference office announced last Thursday. The Wolverines were chosen as the preseason […]

Letter from the editor: January 18, 2010

January 18, 2011

Reading Time: < 1 minute Hey kids, Lurid stories about mischief and mayhem get read.  Nice Stories about boy scouts and grandmas will likely fill your parrot’s cage five minutes off the presses. We slow down for horrifying bloody incidents; we trade fun tidbits of serial killer lore; and our favorite Television and Movie characters are at odds with good […]