Green Acres on the Red Planet
Scientists have recently discovered that there could, in fact, be Life on Mars. All David Bowie-related jokes aside, farming on Mars, according to recent studies, is more plausible than previously…
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The humane thing to do is cut off their genitals
BYU is home to not only 34,000 students, but also 100 to 200 feral cats. For those of you wondering precisely what the term “feral” means, remember your kitty that…
Provo police officers predictably awful at jokes
If you are reading this and you work for Provo Police Department, here is a list of what is funny: Cats Pratfalls Pies in the face Mistaken identity Observational humor…
Provo city relaxes beer sale laws ever so slightly
Provo is letting its hair down a bit and relaxing its proximity restrictions on off-premises beer retailers. Previously, any PBR peddlers in the city had to keep a robust 500-foot…
The Sloppiest Crusade: Will Arizona’s anti-immigration legislative frenzy spread to Utah?
Some of us thought that Brigham Young’s Avenging Angels were the last bastion of organized vigilantism in the great state of Utah. We harbored romantic images wherein three of Brother…
WHERE HOBOS, HIPSTERS AND ROCK STARS COLLIDE: 2010’S TWILIGHT CONCERT SERIES
Old Man Winter was a particularly intrusive bastard this year. He lingered well into the months we normally call “spring” and generated a very realistic fear that sometime in mid-May…
Lt. Shane Whitaker and The Case of The Farmington Floozy
Know what happens when you don’t read inter-office memos? First of all, you end up being the only schmuck in regular business duds on Hawaiian Friday. But, even worse, you…
Think globally, drink locally
Are you a socially conscious swiller of hooch? Do you dream of a day in which getting nicely blotto will somehow be beneficial for Burma? Do you give giant trash…
Smiley’s Way
No matter how wonderful the art is, the community usually doesn’t care about about some random townie’s work. Why should they? We live in the Interweb Age, where eons of…
