The Friend Crush

February 9, 2009

Reading Time: 2 minutes It is hard to imagine life without a good, dear friend. You feel jealous when they go on dates. You’re oversensitive because they are seeing a jerk. Your feelings grow into feelings of attraction. You start desire for something more than friendship. These describe when your relationship may have developed into a “friend crush.

Waiting for the right time to marry

February 9, 2009

Reading Time: 2 minutes Earlier this month, the U.S. Census Bureau informed us that the median age for women to marry is 26 and the median age for men is 28. The study also concluded that these median ages are on the rise. One of the main reasons for delayed marriage is a career.

Love Stinks

February 9, 2009

Reading Time: < 1 minute Imagine a Sunday stroll in the park. Two lovers blissfully gaze into each other’s eyes, seeing pools of infinite happiness and joy. The sound of church bells is heard off in the distance and song birds perch nearby serenading the young lovers. Suddenly a mudslide covers the entire park and pretty soon, even those little birds are trapped under two tons of sediment and debris.

Everything I Need to Know About Relationships I Learned From Video Games

February 9, 2009

Reading Time: 2 minutes 1. Mario and Princess Peach (The Super Mario Brothers Series) From this, arguably the very ?rst real couple in gaming history, I learned that relationships require dedication and endurance. Are there bottomless pits in your current relationship? Mario teaches that no bottomless pit is unjumpable.

Congress had no choice on the bailout Bennett says

October 27, 2008

Reading Time: 3 minutes Woe is the plight of the investment banker and the free market capitalist stricken by the economic crisis of late, according to sentiments expressed by audience members in attendance at a speech given by U.S. Senator Bob Bennett last week. Comprised mostly of Septuagenarian women decked in tweed, floral prints and brightly colored sweaters, the audience of about 20 was invited to meet with Bennett in SC 206a on Wednesday, Oct.

National Debt Clock runs out of digits

October 27, 2008

Reading Time: < 1 minute The United States National Debt Clock in Times Square has recently run out of digits to display the nation’s increasing debt. The clock can no longer accommodate the amount of money that America is borrowing. The digital dollar sign has been replaced with the numeral one necessary for the roughly $10.

Local Candidates

October 27, 2008

Reading Time: 5 minutes UVU Precinct: 14 (84058) U.S. REPRESENTATIVE (DISTRICT 3) REPUBLICAN – Jason Chaffetz “The best hope for the United States of America, our families, and our future is to return to the core Republican conservative principles of FISCAL DISCIPLINE, LIMITED GOVERNMENT, ACCOUNTABILITY, and STRONG NATIONAL SECURITY.I am driven by what is right, guided by the Constitution, and committed to integrity and personal responsibility.

Journalism workshop

January 28, 2008

Reading Time: < 1 minute Deseret Morning News and Utah Valley State CollegeNewspaper Instructional Training & Awards DayHosted by The College Times Thursday February 7, 2008 You are invited to attend the Deseret Morning News and Utah Valley State College High School Newspaper Instructional Training & Awards Day.  The conference will be held Thursday, February 7, from 8:30 a.m. to […]