Green Acres on the Red Planet
Scientists have recently discovered that there could, in fact, be Life on Mars. All David Bowie-related jokes aside, farming on Mars, according READ MORE
The humane thing to do is cut off their genitals
BYU is home to not only 34,000 students, but also 100 to 200 feral cats. For those of you wondering precisely what READ MORE
Provo police officers predictably awful at jokes
If you are reading this and you work for Provo Police Department, here is a list of what is funny: Cats Pratfalls READ MORE
Provo city relaxes beer sale laws ever so slightly
Provo is letting its hair down a bit and relaxing its proximity restrictions on off-premises beer retailers. Previously, any PBR peddlers in READ MORE
The Sloppiest Crusade: Will Arizona’s anti-immigration legislative frenzy spread to Utah?
Some of us thought that Brigham Young’s Avenging Angels were the last bastion of organized vigilantism in the great state of Utah. READ MORE
WHERE HOBOS, HIPSTERS AND ROCK STARS COLLIDE: 2010’S TWILIGHT CONCERT SERIES
Old Man Winter was a particularly intrusive bastard this year. He lingered well into the months we normally call “spring” and generated READ MORE
Lt. Shane Whitaker and The Case of The Farmington Floozy
Know what happens when you don’t read inter-office memos? First of all, you end up being the only schmuck in regular business READ MORE
Think globally, drink locally
Are you a socially conscious swiller of hooch? Do you dream of a day in which getting nicely blotto will somehow be READ MORE
Smiley’s Way
No matter how wonderful the art is, the community usually doesn’t care about about some random townie’s work. Why should they? We READ MORE
Carole King and James Taylor team up for commemorative tour
Folk-rock icons Carole King and James Taylor will be stopping in Utah on their “Troubadour Reunion Tour” on July 15 at the READ MORE
