If we the staff of The College Times were to run for student government, what campaign promises would we make?

Absolutely no more popcorn. Popcorn is made principally from hot air.-Jack Waters

Same as the student government from my Junior High; chocolate milk drinking fountains.-Spencer Shell.

Our new mascot will be the UVU Chuck Norrises. All students are to be indoctrinated with our new identity by a constant loop of Walker Texas Ranger episodes broadcast on TV screens along the halls.-Jared Magill

To become a University by July 1, 2008-Merinda Pearce

Campus expansion by building a new library and making it digital. In fact, I would even call it the Digital Learning Center.-Ken Hoglund