Dave Iba’s top-seven reasons you know you are at UVU and not BYU
Reading Time: < 1 minutes 7. Free condoms in the wellness center; 6. Naked shoulders and mini skirts; 5. You may hear beautiful, four-letter words in class; 4. You can lust after your neighbor in class (or whenever you feel like it); 3. Jesus had a beard, right? 2. Two words: Mountain Dew; 1.
7. Free condoms in the wellness center;
6. Naked shoulders and mini skirts;
5. You may hear beautiful, four-letter words in class;
4. You can lust after your neighbor in class (or whenever you feel like it);
3. Jesus had a beard, right?
2. Two words: Mountain Dew;
1. Have you ever heard of the Orem push? I didn’t think so.
“No man can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon”. -Matt 6:24.
This simple scripture from the King James Version of the Bible has so many great things about it. It even talks about BYU and UVU. Do the math, UVU: We are mammon.