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Excerpts from a wasted life

By Rob Steffen
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4 min read
Sep 21, 2009, 7:55 PM MST |
Last Updated Sep 22, 12:25 AM MST

Aug. 17, 1997

http://www.aol.com/users/homepage/~sailormoonfan4life/index.htm

Helllooooooooo world! My dad just got this computer, and this is my very first webpage! Pretty soon I’ll have all the info about me, so stay tuned!!

Mar. 24, 1998
http://www.aol.com/users/homepage/~sailormoonfan4life/index.htm

I forgot I had this web site, laugh out loud. 🙂 😛 :).  Um, I added some stuff. I have my top ten favorite bands listed here, and more 411 about my life.  Here’s my cat, Prince Tybalt, he’s all that AND a bag of chips. See ya soon, universe!

cat

Dec. 30, 1999
http://www.aol.com/users/homepage/~sailormoonfan4life/index.htm

Hello interverse! I forgot I had this site, lol! Well, it’s the millennium, guys.  Y2K. The planes are falling, oh no! JK! My friends are going to a party in NYC.  It sounds kewl, but I’d hate to miss the New Years Eve MTV simulcast online.  Plus, I get kind of nervous around people.  I’ll just stay home, it’s for the best.

Heh.  Tamagotchi Tybalt just pooped.

Apr. 24, 2000
http://www.livejournal.com/users/commiekazi/

Hey all! I have been watching the news all day. This Elian Gonzales kid is heartbreaking.  Someone sent me a movie of him dancing on Janet Reno’s head, rofl rofl.  I can’t wait until Bush wins this election.  Finally we’ll have a president who understands freedom and patriotism, instead of a sexministration that only abuses power.

My friends asked me to go to karaoke night, but I’ve got a big day ahead.  I’m installing the beta for Windows Me, and my new copy of EverQuest.  Finally I can spend time with all my friends.

Sept. 17, 2002
http://www.livejournal.com/users/commiekazi/

I met a girl!  Her name is Ethel, and she’s into Battleguard too.  I met her in a Neverwinter Nights campaign online. Her username here is shavedunicorn68plus1, I don’t know what that means, but she’s only 68 miles away, and we’re going to meet up for a Warhammer all-nighter in Sandy, at the Cape and Cowl. I love her a lot, and she means everything to me. I really can’t wait to meet her.

Tybalt says hi!

Nov. 22, 2005
http://blog.myspace.com/221286272/sephirothswrath
Mood: bummed

I don’t know what to do.  Ethel says I spend too much time playing World of Warcraft, and I need to get a part time job.  I thought she understood me.

I miss Tybalt.

May 7, 2007
http://blog.myspace.com/221286272/sephirothswrath
Mood: ecstactic

It’s a boy! Ethel temporarily rescinded the court order so I could see him.  He’s so beautiful!  He looks just like me!  He was 13 lbs. 4 oz., and 27 in. tall, just like I was!  He’s gonna love his daddy so much, he’s gonna be just like him.  I can’t wait for the test results to prove that he’s actually mine.

We’re raiding Black Temple on WoW tonight, in the guild. My glaive had better drop, I’ve been raiding non-stop for 3 months, four hours a night. It’ll be worth it though, totally. Remember friends, rogues do it from behind. He he he.

May 7, 2008
http://blog.myspace.com/221286272/sephirothswrath
Mood: pissed

Ethel was harassing me about child support again.  I told her, ‘Look, I just need to get some things in order, chill out’, but she was screaming and yelling about not being able to afford a cake or presents.  This was the worst kids birthday since I was a kid.

My guild disbanded today.  We are all going to different servers.  Everyone’s everywhere. I feel so lost.

Sept. 18, 2009

Tweets by finalfantastic

just played thru batman.  i’m living with ‘rents again.  come say hi.  ethel, I miss u.  playing d&d 2nite.  i roll 20s fools.

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