10. If she has another child, she is going to call it Zamboni.
9. She sometimes calls Sen. John McCain, “Grandpa McCain.”
8. She stole that sexy librarian glasses look from me, Dave Iba.
7. She recently passed legislation to build a bridge to your mom.
6. She does a great impression of Tina Fey.
5. Favorite meal: moose nuggets and beaver jerky.
4. Besides campaigning she is working on a “Night Rider” spin off about a talking snowmobile.
3. She once spent a weekend in a hospital after attempting to put lipstick on a pit bull.
2. To improve her foreign policy experience, she recently went to the International House of Pancakes.
1. She is the only person I know of who isn’t afraid to go hunting with Dick Cheney.