When will UVU switch to a University?
Reading Time: < 1 minute So here we are, UVU. We had the big transition last year when we switched from UVSC to UVU. Now, don’t get me wrong; I think switching from UVSC to UVU is great. But the question still hangs over us — when will UVU become a University? With true University status, we should become unstoppable.
So here we are, UVU. We had the big transition last year when we switched from UVSC to UVU. Now, don’t get me wrong; I think switching from UVSC to UVU is great. But the question still hangs over us — when will UVU become a University?
With true University status, we should become unstoppable. Here is just a short list of the possibilities:
*A Bigger sign than BYU
*Change name to Pioneer Larry H. Miller David Archuleta University.
*Get Wal-Mart to sponsor a skybridge from Wal-Mart to us.
*Real-life science musuem, not that crappy one with stuffed dead animals and a stupid pendulum.
*An escalator down hall of flags.
*Off-campus bar.
*Tear down our old ball park, and build a new state of the art one that is identical in size, function, and every possible manner.
*Create new major in University school spirit.
*Grand-Master degrees in business and nursing and education
*Master of the Universe degrees.
With these new possibilities in mind, we remain perplexed as to why we have not taken the bold step of becoming a university. We again firmly assert that UVU must become a university.