If Holden Caulfield were on Twitter, these would be his Tweets
- “Twitter is full of phonies, and all you do is Tweet.”
- “I don’t even know what I am Tweeting for – I guess I just felt like it.”
- “People never notice anything, much less my Tweets.”
- “I don’t want to Tweet anything to anybody. If I do, I start missing everybody.”
- Nothing. Holden’s cabin in the woods doesn’t have wireless.
- “Twitter, my ass.”