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Top ten pranks to pull on your family over Thanksgiving break

10. hand them a ten-page Christmas list
9. spike the egg nog
8. bring a homeless guy, then kick him out before dinner
7. tell them you’re gay
6. tell them you’re straight
5. tell them you’re Mormon
4. bring your own vegan tofurkey
3. tell them you’re getting married again-this time to an Internet friend
2. tell them you’re getting divorced again
1. reenact the first Thanksgiving by befriending you’re family for food, then kill them or confine them to the crappiest part of the house