10 Worst Christmas Songs
I wish I could feel sentimental when I hear Christmas music like everyone else seems to, but all I can seem to feel is nausea. Let me explain by taking…
December 2009
Stories — Page 2
Holiday staff infection
What should be a modern replacement for coal in a person’s stocking? A flash drive with a computer virus. –Lindsey Linge Scorpions. Wait, that’s probably more primitive, not modern. But…
Rocky road fudge
Ingredients • 1-1/2 cups sugar • 2 cups miniature marshmallows, divided • 1 (5 ounce) can evaporated milk • 1/4 cup margarine or butter • 1 (12 ounce) package semisweet…
Creamy scalloped potatoes
Ingredients • 6 medium potatoes (2-1/2 to 3 lbs.) • 2 medium onions, sliced • 1/4 cup (50 mL) butter or margarine • 2 tbsp. (30 mL) all-purpose flour • …
Apple-raspberry spiced cider
Ingredients • 2 quarts (2 L) sweet apple cider • 1 can (12-oz/355-mL) frozen raspberry cocktail concentrate, thawed • 1 or 2 whole cinnamon sticks, broken in half • 2…
Rich brown gravy
1 large onion, chopped 1 cup whole wheat flour 5 3/4 cups water 1/2 cup soy sauce Place 1/4 cup water and onion in medium saucepan. Cook, stirring occasionally until…
Honey and Orange Glazed Ham
Ingredients • 10 lb (5 kg) fully (or partially) cooked bone-in smoked ham • whole cloves, if desired • 1 cup (250 mL) brown sugar • 2/3 cup (150 mL)…
Lemon candy
Lemon Bars Mix: 2 cups flour 1 cup butter ½ powdered sugar Press into a 9 x 13 pan and bake at 350 degrees for 20 minutes or until golden…
Very dark hot chocolate
Very dark hot chocolate 1 cup milk 2 Tbs cocoa powder 4 tsp sugar 6 dashes salt Start heating milk in a saucer at medium heat. Stir in cocoa, sugar…
What to give the guy who has everything
I’m kind of a Scrooge when it comes to Christmas. I’m not a big fan of decorations or snow, and I despise Christmas music. Even worse than the freezing temperatures…
