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Day: December 8, 2009

Paved paradise

Val Peterson is a busy man. I’m unannounced and uninvited, occupying the only free fifteen minutes he has today. “So,” Peterson said, “you think there’s ….

Correctionary – Wealth

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Holidays seem to produce by-the-books recitations of “giving thanks” as much as a sewer produces stink. “I’m so glad to have [things I am socially ….

The lane less traveled

These days when someone encourages you to give up driving in favor of riding a bicycle, they usually bathe their argument in rhetoric about breaking ….

White elephant

The room smells of Christmas trees and eggnog, the creepy guy you work with is trying to get all of the ladies underneath the mistletoe, ….

Holiday staff infection

What should be a modern replacement for coal in a person’s stocking? A flash drive with a computer virus. –Lindsey Linge Scorpions. Wait, that’s probably ….