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What should be a modern replacement for coal in a person’s stocking?

A flash drive with a computer virus.

–Lindsey Linge

Scorpions. Wait, that’s probably more primitive, not modern. But that’d teach those naughty kids!

–Jordy Kirkman

Twilight, book or DVD.

–Rob Steffen

A membership to Gold’s Gym.

–Jennie Nicholls

For Republicans President Obama and for Democrats Rush Limbaugh.

–Kyle Jellings

Sarah Palin’s new book Going Rogue.

–Dave Iba

A rolled up cat poo that no one noticed under the sofa, or a six-month-old dreadlock.

–Loran Cook

Miley Cyrus CDs.

–Amie Wells

Crippling depression and an overwhelming sense of doom.

–Meghan Wiemer

A gift baggie filled with broken glass and spiders.

–Emma Hunt

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What food do you never tire of eating? 

 

Cheese!!!! All kinds. With or without fruit (especially pears), crackers, bread, pasta, eggs, apple pie, anything that tastes naked without cheese is actually just in need of that special touch. – Robbin Anthony, Office manager

 

I could eat saltines all day long and eventually die of malnourishment. – Spencer Shell, Section designer

 

Daylight Donuts!  I can eat an entire dozen chocolate glazed Daylight Donuts in one sitting. Yummy, yummy, yummy… – Amie Wells, Events editor

 

It used to be barbecue potato chips, until this one time I ate them until I puked. Now it’s anything from India Palace. — Emma Hunt, Copy Chief

 

The flesh of humans. – Jordy Kirkman, Multimedia editor

 

Food for thought… unless someone else on the staff said that. In which case, steak. – Rob Steffen, Video correspondent 

 

Nachos. They rule! – Greg Wilcox, Web editor

 

Pizza, pizza. And not that wimpy “cheese only” stuff. If you want that, then go get a grilled cheese and tomato sandwich. I say the more toppings, the better. – Matthew Jonassaint, Asst. opinions editor

 

Jelly and ice cream, the ultimate kids’ party food. No matter what you’ve eaten prior to [it], I always find there is enough room left for jelly and ice cream. – Loran Cook, Copy editor

 

My friend Whitney Mower and I can’t get enough of Sports Beans. They are caffeinated jelly beans that taste like cat food. – Meghan Wiemer, Features editor

 

Baby animals. – Trent Bates, photo editor

 

Definitely chocolate. I once went on a diet where I think over half of my daily calories came from eating Hershey’s Hugs. As should have been obvious, the diet backfired. – Lindsey Linge, Culture editor

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