Rejected first lines of Herman Melville’s MOBY DICK
- Ishmael’s the name, sailin’ the sea is my game.
- Call me Ishmael, but email me at Ishmael_Hott_Bod69@aol.com.
- If you are reading this book based on the title alone, you may be disappointed to find out it’s considerably less erotic than you think.
- Call me Doug.