Moby Dick

Rejected first lines of Herman Melville’s MOBY DICK

  1. Ishmael’s the name, sailin’ the sea is my game.
  2. Call me Ishmael, but email me at Ishmael_Hott_Bod69@aol.com.
  3. If you are reading this book based on the title alone, you may be disappointed to find out it’s considerably less erotic than you think.
  4. Call me Doug.

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