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Top 10 ways to tell summer is almost here

10. Two years later, our former parking lot finally starts to resemble a library

9. "Those guys" start exclusively wearing flip-flops

8. Scooter squads are sighted all over the valley

7. Attendance drops by 50 percent

6. The College Times hardly runs Top 10 lists

5. Frisbee golf, once again, is trying to be the new golf golf

4. Everyone begins bragging about how great they are at wakeboarding

3. Fake-bake tan lines are starting to be replaced with real ones

2. California transplants stop complaining about "how lame it is here"

1. Two words: Otter Pops

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