Flirt with a professor and wink when you think no one else is looking.
There are a lot of things that I can and shouldn’t do, but the thing that I do the most I shouldn’t is, when I’m bored, I go to a store like Smiths or Target and I will undo the bottom part of the box of perfume, or something else made of glass, and carefully place it back onto the shelf. When the person picks it up, it falls out and breaks. But I look at this as a service because some people’s feet stink.
Not register to vote and then complain about the state that the economy and government are currently in.
Girls shouldn’t think I’m creepy because I kiss on the first date, but they do anyway.
I shouldn’t use my belly button to — never mind. I probably shouldn’t tell you that one.
I shouldn’t laugh out loud after I tell a friend to watch out and they don’t. I definitely shouldn’t laugh out loud after I tell the same friend to watch out again and again for no reason and they do. Yeah, I do it anyway, because it’s funny and because I can.
Smoke within 25 feet of buildings, read sorority-drama novels, and point out every flaw of television personalities.
Sometimes I like to see how far away I can stop behind a car at the red lights. The cars behind me can’t see in front of me but on the sides people sometimes look confused. Also, every once in a while, my OCD will kick in while I’m driving the roundabouts. I have to go around twice.
Shop at Wal-Mart.
Eat all of the food on your plate when you are already full; the kids in Africa could never get it anyway, and eating more will just make you fat.