For Utah Jazz fans there are two ways of looking at the rocky start into which the team has stumbled early this season. After a discouraging loss to the Boston…
Arches National Park became the first national park to capitalize on former Pres. Bush's lame duck loosening of environmental safeguards. They will now hold auctions that will allow advertisers access…
This Tuesday, UVU's administration issued a shocking proclamation; UVU has officially declared war on Brigham Young University. The declaration stated that UVU was forced to take action because of BYU's…
Bikini Cuts hair salon is set to open up shop on UVU campus in the Sorensen Student Center as soon as summer semester classes begin. "We're very excited to open…
The State Board of Regents should not have to waste valuable tax dollars on over-indulgent social programs such as crosswalks and orange signal flags for UVU students who refuse to…
Jimmy Vipple is excited (to put it mildly) to make the big bucks this summer. "I'm stoked," Vipple said. "I mean, EPX says that the least amount made by a…
Highway 89, commonly known in the area as State Street, has now changed its name to D&C 89. State legislators made quick work towards the unanimous decision, even amid protests…
After decades of attempting to clean up the seagull's reputation, the American Avian Society has finally decided to call a spade a spade and admit that seagulls are douchebags. The…
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