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Top Ten’s for Valentines Day:

Top Love Movies:
•            Gone with the Wind
•            Casablanca
•            West Side Story
•            Terminator 2: Judgment Day
•            Doctor Zhivago
•            Roman Holiday
•            Dirty Dancing
•            The Notebook
•            Valentine’s Day (in theaters February 12th)
Top Love Songs:
•            Can you feel the love tonight? (Elton John)
•            P.S. I Love You (The Beatles)
•            I Can’t Help Falling In Love With You (Elvis Presley)
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Arouse the neglected areas of your love life

Arouse the neglected areas of your love life

While Victoria’s Secret stores dot almost every mall across the United States, below are some shops where you can get some more personalized unmentionables. I mean, how embarrassing would it be if you found out you and your best friend wore the exact same underwear to bed on your special night? Not cool and not [...]

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Romantic tragedy

You might say that romantic comedies create a false sense of what a modern relationship ought to be like. In a sense this is absolutely true; no one ought to take their cues from these half-witted attempts at romance.
Or, you might say that romantic comedies are entirely accurate in describing some kinds of relationships, but [...]

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How to properly revel in misery

Valentine’s Day is hell on earth. Red decorations cover the walls mimicing the flames of Hades, and black-hearted cherubs aim arrows at the lonely like the centaurs in Dante’s seventh circle. There is no way to escape it, as we learned in Dante’s Divine Comedy. The only way for us lonely souls to survive the [...]

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Mixed Connections

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Set Targets on Me
In Target, earlier today. You: a tall drink of water, with a smile that a girl could slide away in for all eternity, and that would be the plan. You smelled like bro. Me: a reserved cashier that sold you your floss and shampoo.
If you see this and you’re interested, tell [...]

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Low-maintenance Valentine’s Day

You may have planned to go to the ever-so elegant (not) Olive Garden with your sweetheart for Valentine’s Day, but as the Mayans would have it, the holiday falls on a Sunday. Your plans are dashed because your love will be oh-so disappointed if you decide to break the Sabbath just to schmooze over each [...]

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