If Holden Caulfield were on Twitter, these would be his Tweets

  1. “Twitter is full of phonies, and all you do is Tweet.”
  2. “I don’t even know what I am Tweeting for – I guess I just felt like it.”
  3. “People never notice anything, much less my Tweets.”
  4. “I don’t want to Tweet anything to anybody.  If I do, I start missing everybody.”
  5. Nothing.  Holden’s cabin in the woods doesn’t have wireless.
  6. “Twitter, my ass.”