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Laptops: Distraction or learning aid in class?

So, it looks like MacBooks are “in.” Every classroom has the handful of students that have them resolutely centered on their desks. But the person sitting behind you probably doesn’t…

Correctionary: Reverse discrimination

Correctionary: Reverse discrimination

I keep hearing classmates claiming to being discriminated against. It’s usually a dramatic story involving a sort of pathetic solitude in the high school cafeteria or in a Carl’s Jr.…

Will hand sanitizer do the job?

Will hand sanitizer do the job?

The halls are now populated with dozens of hand sanitizer stations dispensing the clear liquid that is supposed to save you from a debilitating week of missed classes resulting from…

Words you may not have realized Shakespeare invented

Words you may not have realized Shakespeare invented

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Top Four Books in the Lord of the Rings Trilogy

1. THE RETUR—NO!  READ ANYTHING ELSE BESIDES TOLKIEN, YOU NERD. [Translate]…

Top four reasons to read

1. Reading books makes you appear intelligent and sophisticated to your good friends, cherished co-workers, and other subordinates. Kind of like smoking in front of impressionable children. 2. Reading at…

Top four ending lines in novels

1. Go, my book, and help destroy the world as it is. – Russell Banks, CONTINENTAL DRIFT (1985) 2. He was soon borne away by the waves and lost in…

Moby Dick

Rejected first lines of Herman Melville’s MOBY DICK Ishmael’s the name, sailin’ the sea is my game. Call me Ishmael, but email me at Ishmael_Hott_Bod69@aol.com. If you are reading this…

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